My Town and GOD
Ah, my town.
What an amusing place it has become.
It has now produced two local politicians who have seen
a ploy work for Gee Dubya and have decided to follow in
his footsteps (no pun intended).
The Mayor of My Town, for all the good things he has
done, mainly paving the street on which I live, has
decided that if George can do it, so can he. I don't
think that George went as far as our Mayor in his
attributions, but he has come very close.
Our Mayor has told us that he was actually 'sent by God'
to become the Mayor of My Town. Isn't that wonderful?
God has sent his/her/its own personal emissary to lead
Our Town out of the political darkness and into the light.
I guess that, considering the little reaction from the
local media concerning this personal crusade by our
Mayor, a person seeking to be our representative on the
state level has decided to join the Mayor, thereby
starting a troupe of crusaders. She too, has been sent
by God. WOW! Are we lucky or what? We now have two
personal emissaries from God! At this rate, I suspect
that by the end of the year My Town will be the hub
of direct tele-communications from God. I'm not exactly
sure how God plans to type out all of those emails to
his troops, but, being God, I'm sure he/she/it has such
a little detail fully covered.
Now, what bothers me is, are we really so vain and
arrogant as to think that God, whether he/she/it is
the Christian God or is Zeus or Buddah or Shome
daMoney or any of our other man-created personal gods,
is now into politics? And not on a universe or global
basis, mind you; not on a national or state level
either, but on a city basis!
Does this really make us feel better about ourselves,
more worthy of our posessions?
Does God also now direct traffic at school crossings
or desiginate who will drive home from the bar and
who won't? Does God decide which college our children
will attend or whether we wear the red shirt or the
blue one? Does God direct our sniffles, sneezes
and muscle aches?
Well good. That means that if we are directed by God,
then we can also blame God when a drive-by kills an
innocent bystander. Or we get fat eating only at
Macdonalds. Or when our plans for the new
multi-million dollar tourist attractions do not
bring in the revenues we anticipated and budgeted on.
I think we can also blame God for starting smoking
or for non-smokers getting cancer. (Isn't this grand?)
I'll bet that we can even blame him/her/it for leading
our country to killing our soon to be historical-current
enemy--Islamic terrorists, ignoring of course, the invading,
killing, bombing Christian terrorists.
Holy Cow, Batman! This is FUN!
WE are not responsible!
IT'S NOW OK TO BLAME GOD
FOR EVERYTHING!
Good. So this must mean that if we don't like God's
directives, we can impeach him/her/it and create a
new God.
Right?
What an amusing place it has become.
It has now produced two local politicians who have seen
a ploy work for Gee Dubya and have decided to follow in
his footsteps (no pun intended).
The Mayor of My Town, for all the good things he has
done, mainly paving the street on which I live, has
decided that if George can do it, so can he. I don't
think that George went as far as our Mayor in his
attributions, but he has come very close.
Our Mayor has told us that he was actually 'sent by God'
to become the Mayor of My Town. Isn't that wonderful?
God has sent his/her/its own personal emissary to lead
Our Town out of the political darkness and into the light.
I guess that, considering the little reaction from the
local media concerning this personal crusade by our
Mayor, a person seeking to be our representative on the
state level has decided to join the Mayor, thereby
starting a troupe of crusaders. She too, has been sent
by God. WOW! Are we lucky or what? We now have two
personal emissaries from God! At this rate, I suspect
that by the end of the year My Town will be the hub
of direct tele-communications from God. I'm not exactly
sure how God plans to type out all of those emails to
his troops, but, being God, I'm sure he/she/it has such
a little detail fully covered.
Now, what bothers me is, are we really so vain and
arrogant as to think that God, whether he/she/it is
the Christian God or is Zeus or Buddah or Shome
daMoney or any of our other man-created personal gods,
is now into politics? And not on a universe or global
basis, mind you; not on a national or state level
either, but on a city basis!
Does this really make us feel better about ourselves,
more worthy of our posessions?
Does God also now direct traffic at school crossings
or desiginate who will drive home from the bar and
who won't? Does God decide which college our children
will attend or whether we wear the red shirt or the
blue one? Does God direct our sniffles, sneezes
and muscle aches?
Well good. That means that if we are directed by God,
then we can also blame God when a drive-by kills an
innocent bystander. Or we get fat eating only at
Macdonalds. Or when our plans for the new
multi-million dollar tourist attractions do not
bring in the revenues we anticipated and budgeted on.
I think we can also blame God for starting smoking
or for non-smokers getting cancer. (Isn't this grand?)
I'll bet that we can even blame him/her/it for leading
our country to killing our soon to be historical-current
enemy--Islamic terrorists, ignoring of course, the invading,
killing, bombing Christian terrorists.
Holy Cow, Batman! This is FUN!
WE are not responsible!
IT'S NOW OK TO BLAME GOD
FOR EVERYTHING!
Good. So this must mean that if we don't like God's
directives, we can impeach him/her/it and create a
new God.
Right?